Produced by Andee Joyce and Adam Lansky.

Electric guitar played by Andee, recorded by Adam Lansky at Lansky Sound, Salem, OR.

MIDI bass and all vocals by Andee Joyce, recorded at the Musicloset, Hillsboro, OR.

Mixed and mastered by Austin Idle.

Lyrics

Venus, if you will, is a big round mother
Less than 5" high but she goes around forever
She lay undiscovered 20,000 plus years
Until Willendorfers dug her up and made her a star, oh

Venus, if you will, is a big round mother
Less than 5" high but she goes around forever
She's older than dirt but she's fresh as the morning
She's made out of stone but she's lots of fun to hug

Venus, if you will, is one hell of a lover
'Cause she loves everybody and she's gonna love you too
She's a dream in plain beige but her light has every color
'Cause there's nothing to disguise her, clothe her, cover her

Venus, Venus, Venus, Venus, ooooh

Venus, if you will, is a big round mother
Less than 5" high but she goes around forever
She's solid through and through
And you can never destroy her
But if you listen closely you can hear a tender heart

Venus, if you will, is a big round mother
But you can hold her power in the palm of your hand
She's everywhere you look but there's nobody like her
And everybody needs a little Venus in their life

No hands but she'll hold you tight all night long
No feet but she'll dance with you clear through to dawn
No eyes but she can see everything that's going on
Inside you even if you think you don't want her to know, oh

Venus, Venus, Venus, Venus, ooooh

Venus, if you will, is a big round mother
Less than 5" high but she goes around forever
She lay undiscovered 20,000 plus years
Until Willendorfers dug her up and made her a star

Venus, if you will, is a big round mother
Less than 5" high but she goes around forever
She lay undiscovered, she lay undiscovered
She lay undiscovered, she lay undiscovered
She lay